Krotz, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, demands the mic from the keeper and says that if all humans had individual filibusters in their physiological life, they would all die of extreme constipation as their essential systems shut down
By a dog’s reasoning, the filibuster which can virtually eliminate meaningful decision making, is nothing more than a tool of greed, comparable to puppy-mill profiteering.
If a dog has the poor judgement to try a canine filibuster, no-bark shock collars are brought into play, as are neutering and spaying, control means that may seem extreme; but then so is the cruel fact of the one-percent rich narcissists running the show to the detriment of the masses.
If the filibuster were a tree, dogs would do more that use it to mark territory: they would chew it up into sticks and try to teach humans how to fetch.
Kickass says good luck with that!
