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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes on the keeper’s news of the failure of a Wisconsin trade with Minnesota in which Mindless My Pillow Mike would be exchanged for Painful “Jerk-‘em-out” Prehn, the Wausau dentist who refuses to leave the Wisconsin DNR Board even though his term is expired.
Trade negotiations collapsed when Minnesota demanded Aaron Rodgers be part of the deal, ala the Brett Favre method; and Prehn discontinue his practice of implanting wisdom teeth that do not provide wisdom.
The seriousness of the situation cannot be discounted as jerk-‘em-out Prehn presided over recent thoughtless DNR Board action that may destroy Wisconsin’s wolf population.
The keeper is offering to provide sign-material financing to any demonstrators willing to show up outside Prehn’s Wausau dental office at 413 Jefferson St.; and he—the keeper suggests calling Prehn’s office at 715 842-1270 for anyone wanting a wisdom tooth implant, or to simply chat.
(A suggested demonstration sign might be: “Prehn—the most painful dentist in the state.” Or maybe: “Prehn—the gerrymandered jerk of all jerks.”)
