Annalyn Gallego/Province of Camarines Sur, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
Kickass, the doorstop dog, motivated by the fact that only slightly over 50 percent of Wisconsin residents have had both Covid19 shots, is assisting the keeper in formulating a Covid vaccine mandate based on stupidity as measured by the ability or inability to simultaneously walk and chew gum.
Testing shows a direct correlation between political alignment, with the Repubs able to chew gum and walk only if they are walking over the public interests, which most of them are; while Dems found it easier to walk and chew gun after several brandy old fashioneds.
The unvaccinated situation is worse in some southern states where laws have been passed to prohibit citizens from even attempting to walk and chew gum simultaneously.
The Wisconsin legislature, meanwhile, is demonstrating its wisdom and authority by proposing to prohibit education institutions from enacting Covid prevention measures, an outstanding example of not being able to walk and chew gum, which is obviously a matter of Repub pride.
