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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, attempts to help the keeper as he offers to assist the Repubs in their embrace of the Covid pandemic as a symbol of patriotism and independence. Led by the likes of the idiot Florida governor, the Repubs resistance to the Covid vaccine only scratches the surface of things the narcissistic Repubs could do to demonstrate their abject stupidity: The keeper suggests reviving the hillbilly practice of worshipping with poisonous snakes, and immersion baptism in holding tanks.
The Repubs’ resistance to truth in teaching, and their attempts to restrict voting are in line with the gerrymandered absurdity that sees the populace ignored and abused. It can be only a matter of time before “One-way,” street signs and red lights are taken up by the Repubs as governmental interference and are not to be recognized.
While the keeper hesitates to travel such a simplistic allegorical road, he recognizes the demolition-derby character of the Repub-controlled governmental traffic scene, and it scares the hell out of him. How in god’s name did greed and ignorance come to such dominance? Or has it always been that way?
The keeper says that another thing the Repubs could do is outlaw wheelchairs, walkers, canes and crutches as “artificial” support items. This would get the attention of the keeper’s age group and it could be somehow expanded to make the point that the governor of Florida and his ilk need to wear adult diapers.
Bravo, Sir!