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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to assist the keeper in formulating a “Minimum Dumbness Program” (MDP) whereby individuals are prevented by law from reaching a level of dumbness in which they think they are getting a fair shake in a government owned by the rich, narcissistic one-percenters.
Similar to the minimum wage law that prevails as the ultimate insult to the working class, MDP would make it illegal to be so dumb as to think that Wisconsin’s politico Vos has the best interests of the state at heart in his plan to use taxpayer money to hire the likes of former judge Gableman and other recalcitrants to “investigate” Wisconsin’s recent election performance.
This is akin to hiring Fox’s Tucker Carlson to report on Wisconsin’s ongoing outrageous bear hound policy and its acceptance by the Repubs.
The gerrymandered Vos GOP gang owes its continued existence to a degree of statewide stupidity that would be outlawed under MDP; and would see the Capital fumigated and reclaimed by the people.
The Minimum Dumbness Program will need an enforcement tool, of course, and the keeper is suggesting that those who experience a level of dumbness in which they accept the political status quo, immediately turn themselves in to the nearest watering hole and drink deeply.
