Matt Schumitz, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, in his efforts to catalog the utterly stupid things done by Wisconsin citizens, now claims that electing Ron Johnson to two terms as US senator now outranks the sheer dumbness of creating five very expensive and ridiculous dog-racing facilities back in 1990.
The dog tracks lasted until 2009 when the last one closed, and hundreds of racing greyhounds were put out on the adoption scene.
Is it possible, the keeper asks, that Johnson’s reign of stupidity might be ended by a similar means—through adoption, say by Robin Vos or Tom Tiffany or Grossman or Fitzgerald, all of whom have–more or less, already started the legal adoption procedure?
The keeper is confident that adoption is indeed a possible solution to the Johnson problem particularly considering that Johnson’s sole endearing quality of being dumber than a rock so fits in with the narcissistic GOP politicos in the state’s legislature.
Remembering that Wisconsin’s racing dogs were conditioned to chase a mechanical metal rabbit, the keeper, sees some similarity with those who support Johnson, and reminds them that it has now been successfully proven—despite Johnson’s denial, that the Earth is not flat.
