Photo by Bill Stokes
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper hesitates to repost a photo, but after several sharp-eyed viewers—Jan and Gene among them, pointed out the presence of a third insect in the keeper’s butterfly-wasp photo, and Gina claimed to have photographed an invisible wasp, it was obvious that further explanation was necessary. What appears to be another insect just to the left of the monarch butterfly’s wing in the keeper’s photo is actually the first verifiable photograph of a flying POTUS tweet, and, like the bumblebee, which, in keeping with its basic structure should not be able to fly, it flies anyway.
Just how the flying tweet got into the photo is yet further evidence of the keeper’s boundless photographic talent, according to him, and would shore up his title of “photographer of the year,” except that William Barr has classified the tweet as property of the Justice Department and as such it will be stored in a vault along with a copy of the Bill of Wrongs, which was to have been the RNC’s 2020 platform until it was replaced by the myth of Dems having sexual relations with aliens, in the dark shadows.
The keeper realizes that by reposting his butterfly-wasp photo, he runs the risk of viewers finding yet more relevant details, and he hastens to note that he is already aware of the imagined image of Jesus in the right wing of the monarch and the possibility of there being POTUS worshiping aphids on the flower stem.
